My name is Rita, and I have a problem; an ant problem.
It started out small; there were just a few near the front door. But like most problems, they didn’t go away on their own. Ignoring them didn’t help. Day after day, the problem persisted. Being an optimist, and armed with a substantial knowledge of household pests and how to get rid of them, I thought it was nothing I couldn’t handle.
I was wrong.